Yesterday I wrote a blog post on how I deal with the stress
and expense of Christmas. I was inspired
by my phone conversation with a girlfriend as we were lamenting how much we had
to get done in a very short time. On
top of everything else a girlfriend sprung a last minute wedding on me and now
I’m hosting a Bachelorette party on Dec 21st. But the guy she’s marring is perfect and I’m
over ridden by her joy.
When it was all said and done yesterday I went off to meet
an old friend for a visit. A bachelor
friend who is amazing in every way. When
I started in on my Christmas rant, he raised his hand and shut me down. Let me tell you how this works he said. I listened and here’s what I gleamed from his
tips for a stress free Christmas.
1.
Exterior
Illumination is fun: He takes his
time and spends hours in all the Big Box hardware stores looking at boxes of
lights. He knows every shade of white
LED lights and never makes a mistake on his purchase. He over spends, gets home, measures and takes
half back. After all you can never have
too many trips to the hardware store.
2.
Shopping
is fun and cheap: He has a list and
does his pre-cruise of the stores weeks and days in advance. Then at 5:00pm on Christmas Eve he hits the
stores. According to him, stores start
marking down their prices for Boxing Day late on Christmas Eve. The stores are empty by now and he has the
run of the place. (I didn’t know that)
3.
Groceries
and Liquor: After shopping he hits
the grocery and liquor store. No over
spending here because time is of the essence and you have to stick to the list
4.
Entertaining: Easy Peasy – Call all your friends in early
December and book a lunch or dinner out and everyone pays their own. (ha! No way was he getting away without
paying for my drink)
5.
Decorating:
After the exterior illumination he pulls out the pre-lit, pre decorated tree
and plugs it in. And then he goes to
town on the interior lights. More trips
to the hardware store, more heaven on earth.
6.
Special
Events: Everything he needs is on
his 60” plasma screen TV. (I got an
invite to drop by and watch “Elf” with hm.)
7.
Christmas
Dinner: Okay I got him on this
one. He goes to family but said he would
love to host one. The Royal York Hotel
does Christmas dinners and raises the money for charity. (I did not know this)
Could I have this kind of Christmas? I started to think
about it and how my family would react.
There are some take aways for sure but the thing I learned was the value
in keeping it simple. The only one that
would miss all my effort is probably me.
If he’ll come over and do my “exterior illumination” I think I can take
it from there. I never do the big box
hardware store unless I have to.